Book Reading at The King's English

Had a great time reading The Valley of Fire at The King's English Bookshop in Salt Lake City.
 
1) No, I can't save you any money on your car insurance, but 2) yes, I do look like Brad Pitt.
 
Trump's hair is really this big! I swear!


"To Trogdor the Burninator." Are you sure that's your name?



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